Ten random things we didn't have in the old timey times when I was a little kid

1.    computers
2.    internet porn
3.    liquid laundry detergent
4.    hummus
5.    ADD
6.    Miley Cyrus, Brittney Spears, NSync, Backstreet Boys or Spice Girls
7.    Coloured eyeliner
8.    tooth whitening strips
9.    charcuterie
10. cellphones for kids

But we did have...

1.    typewriters
2.    Harold Robbins
3.    powdered laundry detergent
4.    french onion chip dip
5.    a smack in the head for not paying attention
6.    The Bay City Rollers
7.    Black, brown and 'blonde' eyeliner
8.    Pearl Drops Tooth Polish
9.    Head Cheese
10. Come home when the streetlights come on

* e.t.a: I just thought of another good one.  We didn't have voice mail, but we did large devices about the size of a small laptop called "answering machines" which took two full-sized cassettes. Originally, you had to leave an outgoing message that was 30 seconds long. My dad, who had a home-based business, bought a very early model and a sales person had to come to the house to show us how to use it. :)