I still love you, pork

I'm sick of the swine flu, and I don't even have it.

I'm not on Twitter, but apparently Tweets about swine flu have reached something like 10,000 per hour. Crazy. Remember how SARS-hysteria shut Toronto down completely, and just about single-handedly ruined our tourist industry? The film production sector has still not recovered.

Joke: Will there be an outbreak of mutated swine/avian flu?  When pigs fly.

Ah ha hah...but seriously folks, who the fuck knows.  It's either the major worldwide pandemic we've been waiting for, or more premature hysteria, tomato tomahto. I'm feeling sorry for the pig farmers who are apparently the victims of the worst assumption of all, that you can get swine flu from eating pork.