People have finally stopped arriving here by googling "gigantic nipples", I'm a little melancholy about that. Pixie hasn't had gigantic nipples for a while, she had recently had a litter when I got her, and as a breeding dog, many before that. Now they're just huge, not gigantic.
Gigantic nipples aside, some recent thought provoking keyword searches:
This one is actually kind of heart wrenching: "why do I have thoughts of breaking up". I assume that person means ending a relationship, but theoretically they could mean breaking up as in "she's breaking up Cap'n, the ship can't take the strain! We need more dilithium crystals!" If that's the case, godspeed yon stranger.
I totally sympathize with "social interaction exhausts me" and "mixed feelings about moving to the USA". I am really intrigued when people just type a question or statement into a search engine. Sometimes I feel like doing that - today, for instance, it might have been "why the fuck is someone on my street constantly putting their dog's shit into a bag, but then throwing the bag on the ground".
Always, always the ceezer/seezur/siezer/seizure salad recipe inquiries. I'm linking to this one by Bob Blumer (actually called Seizure Salad) just because it looks really, really good. As I was thinking about this, I remembered that I was seduced once by a man who brought all of the ingredients and prep for an authentic caesar salad over to my house, including the well used, garlic-scented wooden salad bowl and a loaf of french bread for croutons. Wonder what happened to that guy.
"Dog behaviour/ humping and seizure". Wow, that's a drag. This one is just ever so vaguely creepy: "supermodels lying down".
Pixie says she doesn't care how people get here, she just wants them to look at a picture of her in her handsome winter coat and hood.
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